Capo on 4th fret.
Verse:
C C/B Am G F G C G (Repeat over and over)
Bridge:
Am C/B C C/B Am (Repeat over and over)
C C/B Am
Have you ever watched the sun go down
G F
And you’re thinkin’ bout the world spinning round
G C G
Have you ever been high as fuck?
C C/B Am
You’re in the bathroom mirror talkin to your self
G F
And your dog’s looking at you like you need help
F G C G
Have you ever been high as fuck?
C C/B Am
Then you feel your heart bumping really fast
G F
And you’re convinced that you’re gonna have a heart attack
F G C G
Have you ever been high as fuck?
Am C C C Am
C C/B Am
You close your eyes and you’re on a chicken farm
G F
The only problem is that the chickens have human arms
F G C G
You say that’s fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?
Am C C C Am
C C/B Am
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
G F
But you’re scared because you think that they will know you’re high
F G C G
So you walk around the block to buy some time
C C/B Am
Finally you decide to go in the store /
G F
But you’re so high you don’t know why you’re there anymore
F G C G
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
C C/B Am
You’re walking home and your mouth is dry
G C
Should have bought some juice and snacks but you were too high
F G C G
Thinking ’bout ketchup chips
F G C G
And for some reason the game Battleship |
I started thinking about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when we were a kid
And then how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say: guess what I’m gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcuipine
And I’m gonna try and kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don’t know where to find the porcupine
So you go on eBay and do a search but people don’t sell porcupines on the Internet
And you say, “you know what world, you got me cornered again, I’m gonna roll another joint”.
C C/B Am
Ever eat a whole bag of crackers /
G F
That were so old that they weren’t crispy anymore
F G C G
Have you ever been high as fuck? |
