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Jon Lajoie - High As Fuck

Capo on 4th fret. 
C C/B Am G F G C G (Repeat over and over)
Am C/B C C/B Am (Repeat over and over)
C                                        C/B      Am

Have you ever watched the sun go down 
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And you’re thinkin’ bout the world spinning round
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Have you ever been high as fuck?
C                                 C/B                          Am
You’re in the bathroom mirror talkin to your self
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And your dog’s looking at you like you need help
F                             G           C          G
Have you ever been high as fuck?

 C                           C/B                          Am
Then you feel your heart bumping really fast
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And you’re convinced that you’re gonna have a heart attack
F                             G              C          G
Have you ever been high as fuck?
Am C C C Am
 C                                        C/B                  Am
You close your eyes and you’re on a chicken farm
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The only problem is that the chickens have human arms
F                                                            G                            C          G
You say that’s fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?

Am C C C Am

  C                                 C/B                       Am
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
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But you’re scared because you think that they will know you’re high
 F                                  G                         C          G
So you walk around the block to buy some time

   C                         C/B           Am
Finally you decide to go in the store /
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But you’re so high you don’t know why you’re there anymore
  F                                    G                                        C          G
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

    C                 C/B                                Am
You’re walking home and your mouth is dry
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Should have bought some juice and snacks but you were too high
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Thinking ’bout ketchup chips
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And for some reason the game Battleship
I started thinking about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when we were a kid
And then how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say: guess what I’m gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcuipine
And I’m gonna try and kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don’t know where to find the porcupine
So you go on eBay and do a search but people don’t sell porcupines on the Internet
And you say, “you know what world, you got me cornered again, I’m gonna roll another joint”.

 C             C/B                            Am
Ever eat a whole bag of crackers /
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That were so old that they weren’t crispy anymore
 F                             G              C          G
Have you ever been high as fuck?
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